Here goes...

So, either I'm officially part of the cool kids club now, or just another nerd on the Internet, but this is my first attempt at a blog. I guess up until this point, I haven't had enough world-changing stories or ideas to share (and I guess I still don't), but I thought it might be interesting to share my next several months with anybody bored enough to read about them. You see, God has decided that there weren't enough Parkers, so He has decided that my wife Colleen and I would be the chosen ones to bless the world with another one. For those of you who know me, you might be seeing this as the seventh sign of the Apocolypse. Before you rush to the store for canned foods and holy water, I want to assure you that I am prepared for the challenge. Actually, Im thrilled. Deep down, there was always a nagging worry that I would never be able to do this. Now that I know I can, it is a little bit of weight of of my shoulders (insert Tim Taylor man grunt here).

I'm going to do my best to keep this thing entertaining, because frankly I do not want to be the only one reading it. My friends know that I can be pretty random (ok, very random), and I'm sure that this blog will not be any different. Although the main theme is the future lil' Parker, my point is to document my life during this time. From doctor appointments, to everyday life, to sports - everything is fair game here. And so, I will try to live by the words of Neil Page: "By the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!"